The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.

Oh yeah! As someone with a birthday near Christmas, I can avow, affirm, and attest that most people will get the most bang for their gifting bucks by just getting you one for both. đŸ˜›
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