Animal Testing

We, even in this modern age, still perform a lot of animal testing in an attempt to determine the effects of various chemicals upon our health. This outrages many people and, much more importantly, has inherent flaws due to biological differences between species and animals inability to fully explain their symptoms.

Why Are We Still Testing On Animals?
Why Are We Still Testing On Animals?

In truth, it does make more sense to use the pedophiles in our prisons as our test subjects for all chemicals and for any experimental medical procedures. We could thereby eliminate a major ongoing source of animal cruelty and advance medical science with little or no cost to society.

Overall, I still prefer taking the police and the woefully pro-criminal courts system out of the equation, but using pedophiles and other vermin in our prison systems as guinea pigs for product testing and medical procedures would, at the very least, allow society to get some use out of these mockeries of human form.

What’s left of them at the end could even be ground up, UV sterilized, and used for fertilizer in marginally arable areas lacking in organic matter in the top soil. Reduce. Reuse. Recycle. 😉

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2 Responses to “Animal Testing”

  1. Jimmy Says:

    Curious thing. Know how many German Jews died in the Holocaust?

    Less than 200,000.

    Know how many Germans and Austrians died during the same period?

    Around 7 million.

    Maybe committing genocide won’t get you quite the results you are hoping for.

  2. jonolan Says:

    Exterminating baby-rapers isn’t genocide; it’s basic public health and no different than getting rid of rats or bedbugs.

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