Calling Home From Hell

The Bible-Mohamen Mehdi Ouazanni as SatanNo matter how wealthy or how powerful, each man and woman must die and face the God(s) judgement. It’s also long been held that those of great wealth and/or power most likely face damnation.

This could make for some odd and very interesting postmortem phenomena…

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies, “Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.

Well, if nothing else, Obama running America into the ground and turning it incrementally into Hell on Earth, might ease the suffering of the Damned somewhat and that would be mercy. πŸ˜‰

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Of course that mercy would be, like all of Obama’s supposedly merciful and kind acts, paid for by the suffering of others that were not meant to be damned for the choices.

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2 Responses to “Calling Home From Hell”

  1. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    America has passed a tipping point. The majority of voters are dependent upon the state. You can fine tune this description any way you want. The tax spenders outnumber the tax givers.

    The causes? Many. Baby boomers looking out for themselves. Statists. Bolsheviks in leftist clothing importing socialist voters. Blah blah blah.

    Call the elite statists what you will. They will now consolidate their power. They will not crush the kulaks until the kulaks are disarmed. Only after progressive gun control will the reason for the second amendment become apparent.

    And so on for the various other policies.

    America has not gone to Hell. It has just reverted into a European state; the type of creature that the freedom loving immigrants from there were fleeing. Too bad they let a bunch of bureaucrats drug them with consumer goods and lie to them about white guilt.

  2. jonolan Says:

    America isn’t done yet but you’re right; it’s passed a tipping point. There is no longer any real hope of a purely peaceful rectification of my country. It’s going to take some quantity of blood to be offered as sacrifice for America to be purified and reborn.

    The real question is when will it happen and how much and who’s blood it’ll be.

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