Welcome To Oz

Hollywood, having apparently exhausted the last vestiges of its creative talents, has entered into our new what’s old is young again and grittier age of films. Hence we have The Wizard of Ox 2 with a new, feminist version of our heroine, Dorothy.

Welcome To Oz, Now Hit the Ground, Bitch!
Flying Monkeys My Ass! That Witch Is Dead!

Oh yeah. This Dorothy is from a whole different Kansas and she’s come to Oz to kick ass with her little red shoes (Ox Blood Doc Martins) – and her little dog has too. ;-)

The Emerald City will never be the same again.

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2 Responses to “Welcome To Oz”

  1. Alfie Says:

    I don’t know but I’m pretty sure the flying monkeys are racist symbols.

  2. jonolan Says:

    :LOL: Everything is a racist symbol these days if America’s enemies can find some way to twist it into the that.

    Of course, they’ll stay absolutely silent about the pathetic ghetto remake of it called The Wiz, which is famous for it’s core attitude of whining self-pity – except, of course, to say that you’re racist if you didn’t like it.

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