Straight Outta Congress

Straight Outta Congress
Straight Outta Congress

So, Jasmine Crockett lost her primary election and is now about to be out of Congress. This is about what I was expecting, and what Crockett probably planned upon. I’m about 98% sure that being in Congress was just a stepping stone, a line-item for her resume, as it were. Now, she’ll move on to things that suit her proclivities better, e.g., being an influencer, podcaster, and speaker at various Blackcentric events – along with a ghostwritten book to two and maybe a media presence with one of the more far-left outlets.

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Straight Outta Brain Cells
Straight Outta Brain Cells

Yeah! Straight Outta Brain Cells fairly aptly describes Jasmine Crockett’s public persona. Essentially, she’s three holes, a worthless attitude, and no brains whatsoever. But hey! She’d be fairly hot if she could be convinced to get those tarantulas off her eyelids. 😆

Persona Non Cogitationes

It’s important to understand that I limited my opinion to Crockett’s public persona, almost all of which is false. Crockett is a performer, a social media influencer – a successful one too, with between 4-7 million followers across the platforms – who uses her political office to bolster her reach.

So, she might be quite intelligent and possessed of the sort of wisdom common among grifters. I mean, it’s pretty damn obvious that her political career exists for the purpose of furthering her brand and setting herself up for future, presumably lucrative, public engagements.

NOTE: This heading uses very badly butchered Latin. I know that. It was deliberate to make an allusion to persona non grata.

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Mentally Handicapped Parking

Mentally Disabled Parking
Mentally Handicapped Parking

😆 ROFLMAO 😆 Jasmine Crockett, Congress’s currently most infamous ghetto hoe wannabe, is the picture-perfect representative of the mentally handicapped. It’s incredible and unavoidably clear that she suffers from Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED), where individuals experience sudden, intense episodes of rage and anger associated with her underlying Oppositional Defiant Disorder (ODD), probably compounded by recurring bouts of Narcissistic Rage.

Essentially, Crockett has a particularly severe case of the societally obvious, but APA rejected Angry Nigger Syndrome (ANS). 👿

This isn’t particularly shocking. ANS affects a significant number of Blacks raised, as Crockett was, in upper-middle-class or above “White” households. They often develop a strange form of “racial dysphoria,” causing them to become caricatures of the worst of their People’s norms and/or stereotypes.

Remember, nobody takes their zealotry to insane extremes like a convert.

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