Reflections From a Murky Pond

It is a simple truth that one can judge the tenor and climate of the People by their conversations in bars, saloons, and pubs. Much like the barbershops of bygone days, it is in these places where men speak frankly of matter of greater and lesser import.

2 guys, Jim and Dan, talking in a bar:

Jim: Hey Dan, did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
Dan: You mean the Mexican gun running?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: You mean SEAL Team 6?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: Obama saying the average family would save $2,500 on their premiums?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: Forcing businesses to violate their religious beliefs by paying for drugs that abort the unborn?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: Violating the rights and sanctity of our Churches?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: Spending $634 million on a website that doesn’t work?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: Obama calling for an increase in our national debt when he lambasted Bush for the very same thing?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: Obama having NSA spy on 124 Billion Phone Calls in One Month?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: Saddling our kids with $17 trillion in debt of which they can never get out of and will not have as good a life as we have?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: Bailing out Detroit after decades of corrupt Democratic management?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: You mean voter fraud?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: Intentionally trying to hurt Americans during the sequester?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: Blocking veterans who secured our freedoms from their monuments but giving the green light for Illegals to use Monument Mall?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: Denying school kids the ability to tour the White House but still spending lavishly on his parties?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: You mean Obama saying we can keep our insurance and doctors if we wanted to?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: You mean the military not getting their votes counted?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: The NSA monitoring foreign diplomats?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: You mean the use of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?
Jim: No the other one.

Dan: The IRS targeting conservatives?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: The DOJ spying on the press?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: You mean Obama spending $3.7 Trillion on Welfare Over Last 5 Years?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: Millions of Americans losing their health care coverage?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: Forcing Americans to include coverage in their insurance policies of items they do not want?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: Ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: Denying Arizona the right to protect its borders?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: Providing weapons to Syrian rebels many of whom apparently are Al-Qaeda and other Jihadists?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: The president’s repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: The president’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: The President using nearly $1 trillion dollars of stimulus money to fund his cronies?
Jim: No, the other one

Dan: You mean Fast & Furious?
Jim: No, the other one.

Dan: I give up! …Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?
Jim: THAT’S THE ONE!

It’s an odd feeling to live in America at a time when the regime trying to rule it is so wrong-headed, corrupt, and criminal that any specific one of Obama’s many failings and bad acts are literally lost in the fog of scandal that surrounds him and his regime.

Tags: Humor | Jokes | Obama | Scandal

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