Making People Happy

From Funny And Jokes:

The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage, in front of a huge crowd. ‘Her Majesty’ and ‘His Holiness’, however, have seen it all before so to make it a little more interesting the senator says to the Pope, “Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in this crowd go wild?”

He doubts this, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by such arrogance, considers what he should do. “That was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice.”

The senator seriously and presidential candidate doubts this, and tells him this. So the Pope slaps her upside the head. The crowd goes wild.

Unless you’re a staunch supporter of Hillary or have a negative knee-jerk reaction to any mention of any form of violence towards any woman, I just bet you laughed at this one. Go ahead, admit it to yourself. 😉

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6 Responses to “Making People Happy”

  1. robert roels Says:

    Hi Jonolan;

    I can visualize it. I am laughing as I write this, thanks.


  2. jonolan Says:

    I’m glad you liked it, Robert. I could visualize it too – smack! – and laughed so hard my coworkers were a little worried that I had “lost it.”

  3. Tasmaniac Says:

    I freely admit it cracked me up!!!
    Greetings from Tasmania
    Tony M 🙂

  4. jonolan Says:

    Glad you liked it! Welcome to Reflections From A Murky Pond, Tasmaniac.

  5. Josh Says:

    That WAS hysterical even though, as you pointed out, I don’t condone violence toward women. Good one.

  6. jonolan Says:

    Welcome, Josh and thanks! The thought of anyone as filled with hubris as Hillary getting “put in their place” will always make me laugh.

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