The Unlooked-for 102nd Use For Duct Tape
Of course, the alternative, that she’s the girlfriend of a “Red Belt” in the SCA who’s very, very, very desperate for his attention is much more depressing than her being a Red Green groupie is scary. 😉
If you base your long-term relationships on how fast your lover can lace up your your armor, you might be a Red Belt
Damn the hornets! Lay on!