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Break The Franchise

That's not an ass. It's a space station
Kim Kardashian – Break The Franchise

It may be redundant, as Lucas managed to fairly authoritatively break Star Wars with his prequels, episodes I – III, let’s give Kim Kardashian and her ass a shot at it.

That’s no moon. It’s a space station.

— Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi
Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope

Just because the celebutante couldn’t seem to manage to break the internet doesn’t mean she can’t break an already fractured franchise. 😉

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Winter Wonderland

We should all be at least a little thankful that George Lucas seems to have learned his lesson after the disaster that was the 1978 The Star Wars Holiday Special.

Christmas On Hoth
Hoth Is Not A Winter Wonderland

By the Gods! Rankin and Bass, were they to see this post, would probably have apoplexy just at the thoughts churned up by the image above. 😆

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