Obama’s Irene PSA
With Hurricane Irene getting ready to pulverize America’s East Coast it behooves the POTUS to provide calm and assurance to the threatened population. President Obama, never being one to all his teleprompter to shirk such duties – unless their might be a Q & A session involved – has dutifully and thoughtfully provided PSA via Twitter:
Obama: Don’t Worry; I’m Safe and Sound. You Suckahs OTOH…
President Obama wants to assure his constituents that he’ll be safe from the storm. He and the First Family are currently en route inland where there are many golf courses and recreational shopping opportunities that they have not samples as of yet.
And don’t worry about the damages. The White House has committed to providing aid through FEMA – After Robert Gibbs, Eric Holder and Janet Napolitano make sure that none of the federal aid goes to the wrong sorts of people or voting districts.
Furthermore, in order to ensure “justice” and an “equitable” distribution of largess, any needed relief efforts will be coordinated through a special task force led by Al Sharpton, Cynthia McKinney, and Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
So don’t worry! 😆
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