The Zombie POTUS

It’s politically acceptable to describe Obama as a Lame Duck POTUS since he cannot stand for reelection. A better, much more honest, and, hence, unacceptable thing to do would be call Obama a Zombie POTUS.

Zombie Obama
The Zombie POTUS

Not only can the boy not be reelected, his policies – indeed, his rhetoric and everything he a portrayed himself as doing – are a large part of the reason that the Democrats lost and lost big in both the 2010 and 2014 midterm elections, even though many Dems did their best to turn on the boy and distance themselves from him.

This is, of course, not to say that Obama doesn’t still pose a clear and present danger to America and Americans. Even feculent shufflers like him can and will do what harm they can. The boy does after all have absolutely nothing to lose and has enough lame duck Senators to cause problems.

Related Reading:

The Humor Code: A Global Search for What Makes Things Funny
The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead
The Evolutionary Psychology Behind Politics: How Conservatism and Liberalism Evolved Within Humans, Third Edition
Theories of International Politics and Zombies: Revived Edition
Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 2: Bullies and Buddies (Volume 2)

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2 Responses to “The Zombie POTUS”

  1. Alan Scott Says:

    Lame duck. Obama just got a climate change agreement with China. Looks like all of the carbon reductions in the near term are on us. Does the new Senate have to ratify the agreement?

  2. jonolan Says:

    Without an actual treaty and ratification by the Senate, this is just a non-binding agreement. Not that Obama has ever shown any inclination towards abiding by the Constitution and limiting his actions to only those – but all of those – allowed for- and required by America’s Constitution.

    As I said, even zombies can be dangerous…and I hate to think of how hard it’s going to be to rid the White House of his, his bitch’s, and her nasty, hoe crotch-droppings she claims are his stench.

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