The Zombie Infection

There are many different means of contagion for zombies. One can become a zombie in different ways based upon what sort of zombie plague is upon us. The vectors vary widely.

The Zombie Infection - Different ways to become a zombie
There Are Different Ways To Become A Zombie

Direct infection through transference of bodily fluids from a zombie, radiation or other mutagens, a virus – all are staple means of becoming a zombie in science-fiction and horror. Yet those means pale in effect and virulence as compared to the real world zombie infection – college.

Between their ongoing efforts to destroy the capacity for independent thought in favor of Liberal indoctrination and their focus on training through rote in order to churn out good little cogs in the various machines, all American colleges and universities are is zombie spawn points.

If you don’t believe me, just go to any campus and watch the drooling, shuffling hordes wander from class to class, or go look at the recent graduates and they shamble back home to feed off their parents. 😉

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2 Responses to “The Zombie Infection”

  1. Ceefour Says:

    Ask any one of them who the first republican president was and watch the blank stare

  2. jonolan Says:

    I get your point, but how would I differentiate that blank stare from any other blank square the average college student would give me if I asked them a question?

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