Obama’s Agribusiness

Obama ManureObama is many things. In point of fact, his image has been carefully crafted by his handlers and overseers to be, as close as is possible, to being all things to all people. At the core of it, however, what the boy is is the CEO of a successful agribusiness.

Oh, nothing so honest, productive, and American as a farmer. Obama neither sows nor reaps; he just sells the what that others used to farm with.

One must give Obama and his handlers and overseers credit though. They recognized a need, real or manufactured, for bullshit and capitalized heavily and successfully on fulfilling that need. Given that Obama seems to have an endless and sustainable source of bullshit, this is good business.

The Kindergatner-in-Chief on his shit pile
The Kindergartner-in-Chief Talking Shit Like Always

Obama’s only real business problems are the same ones that so many other businessmen make. He’s never thinks past the next election, much like too many businesses never think past the next quarter; and he’s forgotten the basic economic rule of supply and demand and has saturated his market-space.

So now the boy is left standing upon a stinking shitpile of his own making. He’s left with nothing to do but fling his shit at other people in the hopes to mask his own stench.

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