Save The Snowflakes
The sudden sea change in American politics has gutted the emotions and mental state of the Millennials. Donald Trump’s becoming the next President of the United States has wrought incalculable harm to these younger Liberals’ and Progressives’ psyches. It’s a catastrophe of national scale that has crippled colleges, coffee shops, vintage clothing stores, and organic markets.
It’s Christmas! Show some charity, empathy, and compassion! Help us Save The Snowflakes!
Please Save The Snowflakes
These special, little snowflakes are being cared for by the various colleges and universities and provided with cry-ins, hot chocolate, bubbles, kittens, puppies and ponies, crayons, and Play-Doh among other needed comforts. This has resulted in a financial burden that neither the colleges nor the states can afford. They desperately need our help.
Please Save The Snowflakes
That’s right! For the price of a pumpkin spice latte per week, you can help these special snowflakes find solace in their safe spaces, far away from microaggressions and campus triggers like conservative ideas, facts, logic, or any opposing views.
Tags: 2016 Elections | America | Failure | Humor | Liberals | Millennials | Politics | Progressives | Sarcasm | Trump | Weakness