Boortz ’08 Top 10
Neil Boortz, nationally syndicated talk radio host of The Neal Boortz Show. who is otherwise know as: “The Talkmaster”, “Mighty Whitey”, “The Mouth of the South”, “America’s Rude Awakening”, and the “High Priest of the Church of the Painful Truth”, has published his Top Ten Thoughts for 2008:
Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a Slinky … not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying Of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax Cut saves you $0.30?
In the ’60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world Is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
‘Life is like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your a$$ tomorrow’.
I found Mr. Boortz’s site and this Top Ten list randomly. Frankly, I had never heard of Neil Boortz or The Neal Boortz Show before today. I am definitely going to try to find it now though! I hope you all enjoyed his list for 2008 as much as I did.
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