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Big Shoes, Small Man

Posted in 2012 Election, Humor, Politics on December 28th, 2011

One of Obama’s biggest problems is that he’s too small to fill the shoes of his own 2008 campaign “promises.” Big shoes, small man – it’s a problem for him as he struggles to keep his job.

The Obama Promise vs. The Obama Presidency
The Obama Promise vs. The Obama Presidency

The funniest part is that Obama didn’t make a lot of real campaign promises in the 2008 election. Instead, he made a lot vague but well worded not-quite-promises about a plethora of Liberal and Leftist issues and then smiled as the sheep wrote their own dreams unto the tabula rasa he presented to them.

So it wasn’t really his promises that Obama is to small of a man to keep. It’s that Obama is too small, too weak, and to venal for his presidency to live up to the “Promise” that the he allowed the Left and their minority tenants to create for him.

Coyote Ugly

Posted in 2012 Election, Humor, Politics on December 20th, 2011

The Democrats have a problem. They got drunk on class warfare, ended up in bed – or up against a wall in a piss-stinking alley – with the anti-American, criminal slackers of OWS, and are now faced with the problem of a “coyote ugly” morning after.

Coyote Ugly - Gnaw arm off...
Gnaw Off Arm And Crawl Away…

Now it’s up to Americans to make sure that, come the 2012 elections, the Dems have to make that “walk of shame” right out of office and right out of history – except as a footnote on failure. 😉

Truth be told though, I’m not sure that “shame” can play a part in this. Democrats don’t seem to have the capacity for shame and whored themselves out to OWS knowingly. Now it’s not shame that drive them; it’s morning after regrets and the fear of what diseases or vermin they may have contracted.

Newt Speaks Sooth

Posted in 2012 Election, Politics on December 13th, 2011

Love him or loath him – and there’s plenty of reasons for the latter – one has to admit that Newt Gingrich has never been one to shy away of telling it as he sees it to be.

As an American I am not so shocked that Obama was given The Nobel Peace Prize without any accomplishments to his name, because America gave him the White House based on the same credentials.

— Newt Gingrich

And he often speaks sooth when he does so – not always by any means, but certainly often enough to be listened to and for his words to be considered.

That, by itself, makes Mr. Gingrich an interesting and somewhat compelling contender for he GOP nomination and for the Presidency. Now, if only he wasn’t so erratic

Mister 25%

Posted in 2012 Election, Humor on December 8th, 2011

Mitt Romney aka Mittens aka Mr. 25% has a real problem when it comes to polling his appeal to American voters. It doesn’t seem to matter how much effort the lamestream media puts forth to secure him Republican Presidential Nomination; he just keeps hovering around 25%.

Romney's Big BreakPoor Little Mittens Has A Problem

Perhaps, if Americans started an “Occupy The Primaries” movement and held up signs saying, “I’m One Of The 75%,” Mr. Romney might get the hint that the American people want a true choice in the 2012 Presidential Elections and we don’t consider him a choice.

Romney should go beg Obama’s handlers to let him replace Biden on the Dems’ 2012 ticket. Mittens and Obama are brothers by a different mother.

Romney’s “big break” broke because he’s ideologically bankrupt. He’d make a great CEO for Waffle House but not an American President. 😉

A Sigh Of Relief

Posted in 2012 Election, Politics on December 4th, 2011

Liberal Media Bias? You bet your sweet ass, comrad!The lamestream media can breath a sigh of relief. Herman Cain announced Saturday, November 3, 2011 that he was suspending his campaign as a result of thier actions.

Now they won’t have to deal with the damage that a Cain v. Obama 2012 election would wreak upon them and can return to their comfort zone of race-baiting and attacking the “Old White Guy” while staying staunchly silent upon the First Black President’s many failures, lies, and Chicago-style campaign tactics.