The holiday coming up fast is Halloween, not Thanksgiving, and certainly not Christmas. So center yourself and chant the Halloween mantra.
This is Halloween. This is Halloween
Back in your hole! Back in your hole!
This is Halloween. This is Halloween!
Chant it often. Chant the Halloween mantra to keep the Kringles at bay.
This is still the spooky, sexy, candy-laden time of year, and the colors of the season are still black and orange, not red and green. Wait your turn!