Dennis Does It Biden Style

Dennis Does It Biden Style
Dennis Does It Biden Style

Little Dennis may have been titled “The Menace,” but he always embodied the free spirit, strong morals, and innovative, entrepreneurial spirit of the true heart and soul of America.

Little Dennis walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk.

“$2,467!”, he announced.

“$2,467!” cried the teacher, “What in the world were you selling?”

“Toothbrushes”, said Little Dennis.

“Toothbrushes”, echoed the teacher, “How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?”

“I found the busiest corner in town,” said Dennis, “I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample.

“They all said the same thing, ‘Hey, this tastes like dog shit!'”

“Then I would say, ‘It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?'”

“I used the President Biden method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it’s free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth.”

Young Dennis got five stars for his assignment. Bless his American heart.

Yep! This sure sounds like something Dennis would do. I guess he’s still, even after all this time, a menace to our domestic enemies. 😉

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