One-Eyed Ginger Babe

Redhead With EyepatchA man is alone dining in a fancy restaurant and there is an absolutely gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been quietly checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly the redhead sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back to her.

“Oh my, I am so sorry,” the woman says with embarrassment as she pops her eye back in place.

“Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,” she says.

They proceed to enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for breakfast in the morning. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! “You know,” he said, “You are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?”

β€˜No,’ she replies. . .”You just happened to catch my eye.” πŸ˜†

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4 Responses to “One-Eyed Ginger Babe”

  1. Alan Scott Says:

    3 men are drinking at a bar. The first man is a light drinker and sees a fly in his beer. He yells at the bartender to take away the beer and bring him another. The second man is a heavy drinker and sees a fly in his beer. He reaches in, removes the fly and continues drinking . The third man is an alcoholic and sees a fly in his beer. The third man proceeds to yell at the fly, ” come on spit it out .”

  2. jonolan Says:

    πŸ˜† An oldie but a goodie.

  3. cmblake6 Says:

    Facepalm. Double facepalm for when one is not enough. Badumbump, tssssss.

  4. jonolan Says:

    Thank you. Thank you. We’ll be here all week. πŸ˜†

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