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Transweiser

Posted in Beer, Humor, Politics, Society on April 15th, 2023
Transweiser
Introducing Transweiser

In further efforts to discard their consumers and seek a new target audience for their products, Anheuser-Busch will be renaming their primary label, Transweiser. This has been met with great enthusiasm by some members of Biden administration, with his Assistant Secretary of Health, Richard Levine, has stated that it’s now time to starting touting the health benefits of beer. πŸ˜‰

Levine, a pediatrician(!), has also stated that the Biden administration will be considering studies into the gender affirming effects of Transweiser on teens,with the hope that it will make their transitions more likely and enjoyable.

Creating Skynet

Posted in Humor, Religion, Science, Society, Technology on April 13th, 2023
Creating Skynet Out Of Hubris & Willful Ignorance
Creating Skynet Out Of Hubris & Willful Ignorance

No matter which AI-driven near future dystopia floats your boat, remember that it will really be started by Man’s hubris and willful ignorance. If and when it happens, we shall have birthed our own demise through just being us.

Perhaps, however, this is a foregone conclusion. Certainly, any of the Abrahamics should consider that possibility and take such actions as seem proper to postpone and/or mitigate the likely outcome. It seems to me, if one accepts Yahweh as the Creator, to be far more probable that “made in His image” meant our selves, not our flesh, was made so, including the desire to Create. And, of course, we forget that we are flawed and our creations made in our image will be even more so.

It is and I think shall be a worthy test of the pithy truism, “Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster. Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.”

Bud Light Bois & Gurls

Posted in Beer, Humor on April 11th, 2023
Bud Light Bois & Gurls
Bud Light Bois & Gurls Date Differently

The new, incoming Bud Light bois and gurls date and have intercourse a bit differently than the currently on the way out the door customers. And this is what Bud Light’s VP of Marketing, Alissa Heinerscheid was shooting for. Apparently, she feels the need to move Bud Light from competing with Coors and Miller and into the White Claw marketspace. πŸ˜†

My only questions for Heinerscheid is how can you make something attractive to men and women when you obvious can’t define either and seem quite confused about the whole gender thing; and, how you be inclusive by alienating the entirety of your current customer base and insulting them in response to complaints?

But hey! It’s not like Bud Light is “cis-beer” in the first place. πŸ˜‰

Fight Your Demons?

Posted in Humor, Philosophy on April 11th, 2023
Fight Your Demons? Nah!
Fight Your Demons? Why Do That?

It’s such a common, trite, refrain; fight your demons. Personally, I don’t see much reason to fight them.

There’s Better Ways To Handle Your Demons πŸ˜‰

Yeah no. I, for one, would much rather reach a mutually satisfying arrangement with my demons. I mean, aside from the obvious benefits of doing so, they’ve always been there for me, even when everyone else left.

Hot Cross Buns

Posted in Humor on April 10th, 2023
Hot Cross Buns
Best Traditional Easter Treat – Hot Cross Buns

The best Easter treat is hot cross buns provided by one of your loving women. Even better when it’s the culmination of a three-day passion play, starting with her mortification and crucifixion. πŸ‘Ώ