The End Of Mammals

About 65 million years ago something, most likely a large asteroid impact, wiped out the dinosaurs along with approximately 75% of the plant and animal species on Earth at the time. This brought an end to the Age of Reptiles and ushered in the terrestrial dominance of mammals.

…Or so we warm-blooded fools have always believed.


The Age Of Reptiles Is Returning

That’s right! No arms, no legs, and doorknobs are still not a problem anymore. Sleep gently, mammals, but know that the reptiles are the rise again and they can get to you whenever they want. 😉

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Peterson Field Guide to Reptiles and Amphibians of Eastern and Central North America, Fourth Edition (Peterson Field Guides)
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Snakes: Amazing Pictures and Animal Facts Everyone Should Know (The Animal Kids’ Books Series) (Volume 2)
The Onion Book of Known Knowledge: A Definitive Encyclopaedia Of Existing Information

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