Stupid Muling Bitch

Idiots acting as mules for drug dealers often end up carrying vast amounts of drugs inside their bodies, be it in their stomachs, up their asses or, in the case of the female mules, inside their vaginas. It can be more than a little disturbing for the officers or doctors doing the cavity searches. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Now I'm Scared
At First I Found It Fascinating; Now I’m Just Scared.

All over the world this happens and sometimes it’s funny in a sick sort of way. Other times it’s just pathetic and disgusting.

Karin MackaliunasTake, as an example of the pathetic and disgusting, the case of stupid muling bitch, Karin Mackaliunas who crashed her car after allegedly burglarizing the Dunmore Inn in Dunmore, PA.

On March 13, 2011 the sick skank apparently had a whole dealers worth of heroin, transport bags, pharmaceuticals, and money shoved up her vagina at the time of her arrest.

Admittedly, that’s a far better use for her hole than anything that might accidentally results in Mackaliunas reproducing – again – but damn!

Who the hell robs a place and then drives like a fool with their twat stuffed full of drugs?

From The Scranton Times Tribune:

Dunmore police Officer Anthony Cali asked Scranton police Officer Nancy Baumann to detain Karin Mackaliunas, 27, 1609 Mulberry St., at the scene of a crash at the North Seventh Avenue off-ramp Sunday evening.

After her car was towed, Ms. Mackaliunas was ready to leave the scene of the crash when Officer Cali contacted Officer Baumann and asked for Ms. Mackaliunas to be detained because she was suspected of stealing items from the inn.

After searching her for weapons, Officer Baumann found three bags of heroin in Ms. Mackaliunas’ jacket.

But as the officer drove her to Scranton police headquarters to charge her for drug possession, Officer Baumann noticed Ms. Mackaliunas fidgeting in the backseat of the cruiser.

After a struggle with Officer Baumann during a more thorough search at headquarters, Ms. Mackaliunas asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina.

A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22.

How fucking stupid or strung out does the piece of filth have to be to rob a place and then drive like a fool, ultimately crashing their car, with their twat stuffed full of drugs?

One is forced to hope that the authorities remove her daughter Kyra from her custody immediately. Who knows who or what this, filth Mackaliunas might get paid to shove up inside one or more the little girl orifices.

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7 Responses to “Stupid Muling Bitch”

  1. Paradigm Says:

    And now in Swedish, this blog keeps getting better : ) I actually know a guy who studied law and worked extra as a remand prison guard. They had this Nigerian fellow who came here with heroin up his butt. They told him about the x-rays they’ve taken and how it was likely to come undone and kill him. But he still wouldn’t go to the bathroom. Probably thought he could digest it. No, they’re not the sharpest tools.

  2. jonolan Says:

    Ja, Paradigm. nu pa svenska – atminstone lite. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Only in written form though; the regional dialects and my poor linguistic skills end up causing me to sound like a Norwegian “potato mouth” struggling with Stockholmska when I try to speak it. ๐Ÿ˜†

    That Nigerian sounds pretty common. We get those in the US as well. The problem is that we keep trying to keep them alive…

  3. zhann Says:

    So, would you mind translating that cartoon? I am reasonably sure I get the overall picture, but I am sure I am missing the punchline.

    Have you noticed a recent surge in mule busts? There was the diaper incident just a few days back, and a similar vaginal incident about two weeks back where the girl was caught crossing the Polish/German border because she was walking funny … the woman had 71 Balls of Heroin jammed up there [link].

  4. jonolan Says:

    Sorry, zhann; the cartoon’s caption is the translation or near enough and as close as I can get- i.e., it might not be a perfect transliteration. Paradigm? It’s your language…

    Yes, I’ve noticed the increase in mule busts but can determine any common denominator between them except that heroin seems to be more common than usual.

    That might mean that the ongoing Afghan war and the recent fungal outbreak might have caused the Taliban to liquidate some of the stocks while the market was high.

  5. Paradigm Says:

    It says “At first I was a little intrigued…now I’m just scared.”

  6. jonolan Says:

    Hehe…I was close, at least Given that I haven’t spoken the language in close to 25 years, I don’t feel too bad.

    Thanks, Paradigm.

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