Corporate Heroes

Crime fighting may be rewarding and, in the case of superheroes, it’s certainly glamorous in its way. It doesn’t, however, pay the bills. Hence, what would it be like if superheroes took endorsement contracts and had corporate sponsors?
 

Corporate Heroes

 
Of course, I can’t picture Bruce Wayne or Tony Stark being a celebrity spokespersons for McDonald’s or Nike respectively…unless they’d decided to diversify their holdings and buy those companies. 😉

And yes, I know. Galactus is a cosmic entity of nigh on unparalleled power who is beyond such petty concerns as wealth…or is that Bill Gates? I get them confused sometimes. 😆

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2 Responses to “Corporate Heroes”

  1. Alan Scott Says:

    Now to be fair, the Liberals have their Super Heroes too . I am not sure if the Power Rangers qualify, but Captain Planet sure does .

  2. jonolan Says:

    😆 Why yes they do!

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