Varying Priorities
US Presidents all have certain qualities in common; no man can become POTUS without them. They have, over the course of American history, shown that they have had varying priorities.
Picture, if you will, a sinking ship…
Three ex-Presidents, George Washington, George W. Bush and Bill Clinton are aboard a passenger liner that is sinking.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts, “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers, “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton’s asks excitedly, “Do we have time?”
Of course, if Monica Lewinski had been aboard, she would have probably “gone down” with the ship. 
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