The Perfect Gift

Elizabeth WarrenIt’s the Waba Squaw’s birthday. The worthless, lying waste of a cunt, Elizabeth Warren has turned 63 and the Massachusetts Republican Party has sent her the perfect gift.

The state’s GOP organization has presented her with a paid-for Ancestry.com account so that she can more easily figure out who actually does make up her bloodline. :lol:

What gift could be more fitting or useful to Elizabeth Warren? Aside from a loaded pistol on her desk or pillow, I can’t think of one.

Since Professor Warren has failed to come up with any evidence supporting her claims to Native American ancestry, we thought this Ancestry.com account would make the perfect birthday gift.

– Nate Little
Executive Director, Massachusetts Republican Party

Unsurprisingly, Warren didn’t even call Little and thank his organization for the gift, basic courtesy not being a part of Liberal culture. ;-)

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3 Responses to “The Perfect Gift”

  1. Elaine Says:

    Do they really think we don’t check everything?

    Do they realllly think that gives them some type of credibility?

    They are so disconnected to the American People… you know, the ones who work, take their kids to school; or help their kids go to college.

    They have become so wrapped up in their own selfish ambitions, they have no clue what REAL Americans are like and what we value.

    We don’t care if you are African American, American Indian, or whatever! What we do care about is How they support America and the founding principles and stand by them. I do’t know If I will live to see this. However, what I would like for my daughter to see in her lifetime is that ALL Americans will be called AMERICANS without any hyphen in their names.

    Maybe then, they can speak to and for all of us.

  2. jonolan Says:

    Yes, they really think that we don’t check everything. After all, how could we ignorant savages successfully do something like that? And that’s just what the Liberal Elite think that Americans are, ignorant savages that need to be ruled over for our own good.

    As for these hyphenated people – I don’t think of them as Americans in the first place so I believe that you and your daughter are already living your dream.

  3. Elaine Says:

    My daughter and I have a very loving and small life. As long as I have the internet and cable (no signal hee where I live for an antenea (?sp).
    By small I mean, we watch DVD(s) together after I cook a great dinner. WE sit in front of the fireplace. I work out in the yard planing new flowers…she hates yard work LOL.
    With the exception of this ass in OUR WH, we have a lovely life. No, I do NOT have enough $$ EVER. That is NOT what living is about. Heaven is and will be the same as here…loving and being with each other (and they better make a spot for our dogs LOL).

    NO ONE can be an American as long as they feel they have to have a hyphen in their description. HOWEVER, many of the military men have been asked (paraphrase): When you are shot and your friend is killed…both of you bleed the same color as we do… so why do you use a hyphen in your name.
    It is working in the Military; however, I don’t know how long it will take to spread the thought about the damn hyphen.

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