Television vs. Reality

Mayberry vs. Dingleberry
Television vs. Reality aka Mayberry vs. Dingleberry

The truly sad part is that the dingleberry which is leaving skid marks all over the White House and America at large wouldn’t even be funny on a television show.

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3 Responses to “Television vs. Reality”

  1. Buffet Says:

    I would vote for Barney Fife in a heartbeat, as a replacement.
    He has morals, at least some common sense, AND a birth certificate.
    It’s also unlikely Thelma Lou would have any interest if feeding rubbish to kids.

  2. jonolan Says:

    That about sums it up.

  3. Alan Scott Says:

    Barney always had an older white guy named Andy to keep him out of trouble. Obama has an older white guy named Joe. Joe just is not as good as Andy.

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