Former U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. and his bitch pleaded guilty to federal charges on Wednesday related to years of using campaign funds for personal expenses. Both were crying as realized the full import of they’re being caught for their crimes and tried in a court of their betters.
Both criminals now face the possibility of multiple years in prison. Sentencing is June 28.
Really though, what it comes down to with Jesse Jackson Jr. is that he was raised to believe that the world, especially Whites, owned him something and the boy loved him some bling. and that unholy but culturally lauded love led to his ruination.
Nobody should have expected any different and better outcome from Jackson being allowed to hold any power and have access to monies that could be stolen. This end was inevitable.
Here’s 15 items, totaling $112,397 of the $750,000 of campaign funds that the boy embezzled, that he bought with his plundered booty:
- Gold-plated Rolex – $43,350
- Michael Jackson memorabilia – $14,200
- Martin Luther King Jr. memorabilia – $11,130
- Bruce Lee memorabilia – $10,105
- Children’s furniture – $9,584
- Michael Jackson fedora – $4,600
- Michael Jackson & Eddie Van Halen Guitar – $4,000
- Michael Jackson hat – $3,900
- Jimi Hendrix memorabilia – $2,775
- Malcolm X memorabilia – $2,200
- Porcelain collector’s items – $1,553
- Black & Red cashmere cape – $1,500
- Black fox reversible – $1,500
- Mink reversible parka – $1,200
- Mink Cashmere cape – $800
Yep, the boy sho did love him some bling! Loved it so much that, lacking any personal or cultural moral compass, he broke a bunch of laws to get it.
One can only imagine what he and his bitch hoe, Sandi spent the other $637,603 of their stolen money upon. Then again, it mike unduly shock the senses and sensibilities of normal people to find out the rest of the purchases.
Also I assume those cashmere and mink items were part of Sandi’s share of the take, but that be just my racial insensitivity showing. Ole Jesse. Jr. might have liked to pimp out now and then. He certainly wouldn’t be the first brutha to do so, nor will he be the last.
Hey! The bucks know that sparkly bling goes best with mink. In both cases, the more the better.
On A Sickening Side Note
This is really just an aside that is too short to be post and too long for my normal “interjections” into existing posts. It only tangentially related to these two ghetto fools’ loot spending habits.
Notice that Jesse bought himself a fair bit of Michael Jackson memorabilia – to the tune of $26,700. Then look at his skank, Sandi. Doesn’t the hoe look like Michael Jackson in his later, post-modified days?
The combination of these two things opens the door to some truly sickening possible insights into Jesse Jackson Jr.’s psyche and proclivities.