Meet The Missus

Contrary to the thoughts of some and the hopes of not a few, I don’t live alone in some cave somewhere. I’m married…twice over as it were. Here’s even a pic of one of my wives. Gorgeous, isn’t she?

Death Metal Babe
Meet One Of The Mmes. Jonolans

And she’s not only strikingly beautiful and sexy, she’s artistic and crafty as well. She made the wall decoration behind her in the picture from an Organizing For America proselytizer who showed up one day and turned the rest of him into food for our dogs and fertilizer for our gardens. I’m an extremely fortunate man!

😆 OK, just kidding. This isn’t one of my wives. Given my chosen avatar, however, she must look to many like she should be though.

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