Reaching An Agreement

In an odd twist of fate, either engendered by Divine Providence or Random Chance, the extreme apocalyptic views of Religion and Science are finally in agreement.

Science & Religion Agree; the End is Near!
Repent! The End is Near!

Lo! And the seas shall boil and the skies shall burn, and the grass will be parched and a third of the trees laid waste! And this will happen at 10:00AM, twice on Saturdays!

Repent now, you sinners steeped in depravity – or a Developed Nation’s prosperity – lest God or Al Gore smite you.

I wonder how long it will be before the Warmists develop their own version of the Rapture? I suppose that will have to wait until we have better spaceflight though. 😉

This entry was posted on Sunday, August 2nd, 2009 at 10:03 am and is filed under Humor, The Environment. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

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