Hehe. I do so love a woman who knows what she wants, where she wants it, and how to let us all know it. This especially holds true when it comes to kisses under the mistletoe.
Oh, and Ladies, the product actually exists. You can in fact easily and fairly cheaply purchase mistletoe belly button jewelry to aid you in getting the Christmas kisses you really want. 😉 Or, you could even get yourself some mistletoe temporary tattoos to put where you’d like to be kissed.