The Perfect Gift

Elizabeth WarrenIt’s the Waba Squaw’s birthday. The worthless, lying waste of a cunt, Elizabeth Warren has turned 63 and the Massachusetts Republican Party has sent her the perfect gift.

The state’s GOP organization has presented her with a paid-for account so that she can more easily figure out who actually does make up her bloodline. ๐Ÿ˜†

What gift could be more fitting or useful to Elizabeth Warren? Aside from a loaded pistol on her desk or pillow, I can’t think of one.

Since Professor Warren has failed to come up with any evidence supporting her claims to Native American ancestry, we thought this account would make the perfect birthday gift.

— Nate Little
Executive Director, Massachusetts Republican Party

Unsurprisingly, Warren didn’t even call Little and thank his organization for the gift, basic courtesy not being a part of Liberal culture. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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