An Argument For Abortion
I normally end up siding somewhat closer to the pro-Life side of the abortion argument than I do the pro-Abortion side of it. That doesn’t necessarily mean that I’m in favor of indiscriminate and unrestricted breeding though. There should be some limits, some reproductive boundaries that just shouldn’t be allowed to be crossed.
On that note, I’m fairly sure that Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are the best argument the “pro-Choice” side of the argument could possibly field against their pro-Life opposition.
Please Don’t Let Them Breed!
I think only Steven King, Wes Craven and M. Night Shyamalan have the sort of minds who could accurately picture those two’s potential offspring, much less smile at that vision. 😉
So, to all the pro-Choicers out there – every time a pro-Lifer trots out one of those gruesome fetal pictures, you just pull out a copy of the picture above and see what they do. 😆
BTW: I quoted “pro-Choice” in the 2nd paragraph because do any of us really want to allow Winehouse and Fielder-Civil to have a say or choice in the matter of their reproduction?
Tags: Abortion | Celebrities | Drugs | Eugenics | Humor | Society
January 3rd, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Your argument is pro-eugenics rather than pro-life, and I’m not crazy about that. But in this case it seems justified.
January 3rd, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Don’t take too seriously, Paradigm. This post was sarcasm and a particularly cruel sort of humor, based upon the media’s morbid fascination with the train wreck that is Amy Winehouse and the fanatical edge of pro-Life movement’s use of fetuses / aborted fetus in their advertisements / chastisements.
January 5th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
On the other hand you have to wonder looking at the image if they could actually figure out the mechanics of reproduction let alone the chemical makeup of either being capable of putting forth something biologically/clinically alive.
January 5th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
True, Alfie, very true – though trying to picture their attempts makes me want to bleach my brain.
January 5th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Kind of would be like watching Two Girls and a Cup.
Yeah, abortion, go go go!
January 5th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Ok, I must admit, this is funny and sad. No argument here.