In a surprising move, but one that adheres to the ideology of Globalism and the “World Village,” Congress has decided to outsource the American Presidency to India starting in March of 2011.
According to Congress the move to outsource the office of POTUS is purely a business decision forced upon America by the current economic conditions. It is being made in order to save the President’s $500k annual salary and the $750 billion in deficit expenditures and related overhead expenses Obama’s office has incurred in the last quarter.
Congress estimates that outsourcing the office of the President to India will realize a $7 trillion savings over the course of the remainder of the POTUS’ term.
A grateful H/T to Robomonkey for this gem to start of the new year.