Beetlejuice

Posted in Humor on October 29th, 2023
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

It’s Starting To Look…

Posted in Humor on October 29th, 2023

No. It’s not starting to look a lot like Christmas. Kick Santa back in his hole until December 3rd!

Halloween Is Coming

Posted in Society on October 29th, 2023
Halloween Is Coming
Halloween Is Coming

Halloween is coming and those witches are getting ready to ride the night. 😉 That sounds like a fine thing to me.

Of Course It’s Not Just Witches Who Are Ready To Ride

But, as fond as I am of witches, it’s better that there a plethora of a spooky babes to choose from on any given Halloween.

Long Trans-Induced Morbity

Posted in Beer, Society on October 28th, 2023
Long Trans-Induced Morbidity
Long Trans-Induced Morbidity

The most recent data, from the week ending September 9th, showed Bud Light with an 8.9% share of the total US beer market, down from a far healthier 12% share immediately before the boycott began. And Bud Light’s sales have not shown any signs of recovering past 70% in both volume and dollar value – for while they couldn’t give it away – compared to before their ill-thought flirtation with Dylan Mulvaney and experimenting with transsexualism.

At that point, industry experts are of the opinion that Bud Light’s Long Trans-Induced Morbidity – like Long COVID, it was self-induced through improper social distancing 😉 – is permanent. Unlike most previous boycotts, Americans have this time largely turned their backs upon a brand and product and show no signs of returning.

Innocence's Death

Posted in Society on October 27th, 2023
Innocence's Death
Innocence’s Death

Innocence’s death, more often than not in the Civilized World, comes not through horror’s seen or done, but from learning that one is nothing but a market or political demographic to be manipulated and exploited. Oh yes, innocence dies whimpering with the simple knowledge that one’s heroes, one’s villains, and even the tensions between them are simply marketing and branding meant to profit off of you.