Doc, It Hurts!

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?

“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blond.”

“I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken.”

Tags: |

3 Responses to “Doc, It Hurts!”

  1. SJ Reidhead Says:

    I needed that!

    It will be going to my blond sister within moments.

    Did you hear the one about my blond niece who died her hair black? The blond roots kept showing!

    SJ Reidhead
    The Pink Flamingo

  2. jonolan Says:

    LOL! Enjoy! That’s what my humor section is for.

  3. Christy Says:

    I responded to the reciprocal giving post…wish there was a way to better keep up with the comment threads. Hmm…

    As for this post…haha. I’m my natural brunette now, but for a while I was more blonde than brunette, and my natural blonde sister would tease me mercilessly that I was the true blonde in the family. =)

Leave a Reply