Archive for the 'Humor' Category

When Chicken Wing Is OK

Posted in Humor on January 11th, 2023
When Chicken Wing Is OK
The One Time When When Chicken Wing Is OK

Ah yes; the Chicken Wing. One thing that will seemingly summon every nearby modern gun pedant to “explain” to you why you’re wrong to do it and how you’d get F-ed up by doing it when it mattered. But, like all rules, there are exceptions, sometimes very valid ones. 😉

The Pope Hammer

Posted in Humor, Religion on January 4th, 2023
The Pope Hammer
The Pope Hammer

And, introducing the Pope Hammer! 😆 Yes, this is a real thing that the Catholic Church came up with long ago. Whenever a sitting Pope died, it was the solemn duty of the Cardinal Camerlengo to “gently” strike him upon his head three times while calling out his Baptismal Name aka his given or first name. If he didn’t respond – after being struck in the head by a hammer up to three times – he was declared truly and really dead and the process for selecting his successor was begun.

So… Sometime “fairly” soon:

BAM! Jorge? BAM! Jorge? BAM Jorge?

Yeah, I’m guessing that Pope Francis aka Jorge Mario Bergoglio isn’t going to get merely a set of love taps when he’s presumed dead. Being both the first Jesuit Pope and the First non-European one doesn’t bode to well for him in that respect, given the nature of the Church. 😉

Biden's Not A Smart Man

Posted in Humor, Politics on January 2nd, 2023
Biden's Not A Smart Man
Biden’s Not A Smart Man

There’s the Gods’ honest truth! Biden’s not in any way a smart man – though he possesses ample amounts of the low cunning normally found in career politicians – but he’s an order of magnitude less stupid than those sorts that support him and equally smarter than those who don’t actually do so but vote for him and his ilk out of hatred for Americans.

Choosing Your Guitar

Posted in Humor on December 31st, 2022
Choosing Your Guitar
Choosing Your Guitar

Gentlemen, given that a certain number of you will take on getting into or back into playing guitar as your New Year’s Resolution, I feel the need to remind that that choosing your guitar is not as simple as you might think. 😉

A CA Teacher's Fridge

Posted in Humor, Society on December 30th, 2022
A CA Teacher's Fridge
A CA Teacher’s Fridge

Ah, a California elementary school teacher’s fridge and to-do list. In truth, while this is still funny, I’d find it a lot funnier if hadn’t in recent years become more and more plausible as fact rather than merely sarcasm.