Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
When she absolutely, positively has to inseminated right now there’s Nordisk Cryobank and their Sperm Bullitt.
For any other times, there’s akvavit, sexet musik, and the kamasutra. 😉
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