My Living Will

Granny Geek at ComputerMY LIVING WILL

Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, “‘I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”

She got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

She’s such a bitch…..


Beware, my readers. This may well be our futures. 😉

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6 Responses to “My Living Will”

  1. Razzler Says:

    ROFL! I’ll be sniggering about this for the rest of the day. 🙂

  2. jonolan Says:

    Good! I’m happy that you got some enjoyment out of the joke. Razzler.

    Send your friends by too. In these times, we all need to keep our hearts as lights as possible.

  3. Razzler Says:

    Jonolan, I’m surpirsed at you! Are you touting for readers? 😉

  4. jonolan Says:

    No, just trying to spread some stress relief. 😛

    I live in NYC and am getting little down over all the grim-faced people I see every day – so I’m doing what little I can.

  5. Razzler Says:

    London is very similar for grim faces I think.

  6. jonolan Says:

    That doesn’t surprise me one bit. All the financial centers of the world are grim places these days I think.

    Fortunately – this time – mankind is inconstant and can’t even maintain despair for too long without becoming bored with it and moving on.

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