Archive for July, 2016

Apologies, Mr. President

Posted in 2016 Election, Humor, Politics on July 13th, 2016

Nixon: Now That Bitch Is a CriminalApologies, Mr. President

Yeah, given what President Nixon did as compared to what Hillary Clinton has done and given the disparity of responses to those respective crimes, America – especially each and every Democrat – owes President Nixon a much belated and posthumous apology.

But then, we’ve nobody to blame but ourselves. The difference in response is because of the long and sorted history of the Patriarchy and our sexist and misogynist culture which expects so much less from- and make so many more excuses for the little women. 😉

Bern Or Bust?

Posted in 2016 Election on July 13th, 2016

With Bernie Sanders having not only lost the primary but having had little choice but to publicly endorse Hillary Clinton, it’s time to close the book on the Left’s favorite Socialist.

Bern Or Bust? The Answer Is Bust

And, since we’re closing the book on Bernie, I’m closing the folder of Bernie images as well. It’s rather apropos that all that remains of Sanders is a bunch of leftover images and memes that amount to nothing, just as Bernie Sanders at the end of his run amounted to nothing.

Please Tell Me Why

Posted in 2016 Election on July 9th, 2016

Tell Me Why
Please Tell Me Why

I’m kidding of course. We all know exactly why the Lamestream media hounds Invanka Trump about her father’s supposed views on women while never asking Chelsea about her serial rapist father and his accomplice, her mother. It is simply that the Lamestream media is nothing but a leftwing propaganda outlet in servitude to the Democrat party.

Hysterical Paralysis

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on July 7th, 2016

Liberal BSOD resulting in hysterical paralysis
Liberal Hysterical Paralysis

ROFLMAO – Yep! If a gorilla shot an alligator with an AR-15 to save a Muslim child while their transgender parent was in the bathroom it would “break the internet.” Not, mind you, because of the amount and intensity of the traffic, which is what is normally meant by that meme but due to utter, shocked, and panicked silence that would ensue as the Liberal and Progressive SJWs went into hysterical paralysis due to their not knowing who or what to side with.

The intersectional conflict that this would generate within the so-called minds of these ever-puling domestic enemies of America would almost instantly reach critical mass as they strove and failed to reach a consensus fantasy of the “proper” hierarchy of “oppression,” privilege, and protection.

Celebrate The 4th!

Posted in Society on July 4th, 2016

I’m hoping all, or as many as is possible given the needs of work, celebrate Independence Day, this July 4th. It is after all, a singular day in both America’s and world’s history.

The second day of July, 1776, will be the most memorable epoch in the history of America. I am apt to believe that it will be celebrated by succeeding generations as the great anniversary festival. It ought to be commemorated as the day of deliverance, by solemn acts of devotion to God Almighty. It ought to be solemnized with pomp and parade, with shows, games, sports, guns, bells, bonfires, and illuminations, from one end of this continent to the other, from this time forward forever more.

You will think me transported with Enthusiasm but I am not. — I am well aware of the Toil and Blood and Treasure, that it will cost Us to maintain this Declaration, and support and defend these States. — Yet through all the Gloom I can see the Rays of ravishing Light and Glory. I can see that the End is more than worth all the Means. And that Posterity will tryumph in that Days Transaction, even altho We should rue it, which I trust in God We shall not.

— John Adams
Letter from John Adams to Abigail Adams, 3 July 1776

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As it turns out, Mr. Adams was off by two days. Americans have always celebrated our Independence on July 4th, the date that the Second Continental Congress approved the wording of the Declaration of Independence, not on July 2nd, the date they voted to approve a resolution of independence from British rule.

And, since times have changed more than a little in the intervening 240 year, to these time-tested enthusiasms of: shows, games, sports, guns, bells, bonfires, and illuminations, let us add sexy babes in flagkinis.

Celebrate The 4th of July!

Besides, Americans joyously and raucously celebrating the Fourth of July with their bikini body out for everyone to see tends to piss of our domestic enemies, the Liberals and Progressives, who consider such displays jingoistic examples of Atavistic Nationalism. Hence, active participation in Independence Day celebrations is nigh on to being a declaration of allegiance and an act of patriotism.

So I sat unto you all, gather together and raise up a joyous noise onto the Heavens this July 4th!