Archive for August, 2015

Reactions To Biden

Posted in 2016 Election, Humor, Politics on August 30th, 2015

It seems that “Uncle” Joe Biden aka “The Gaffmeister” is considering running for the Democrats’ nomination in the 2016 Presidential elections. Reactions to this rumor have been mixed…

The reactions to the idea that Joe Biden will enter the 2016 presidential race have been mixed.Reactions To Biden Entering 2016 Race

Of course the Lamestream Media’s reaction to the possibility of Biden’s running will be how to support his rhetoric while condemning Trump’s…and how to do so while not using the same words, e.g., folksy or rustic, with the same load of sarcasm and derision that they used with Sarah Palin.

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Nice Non-Racist Melons

Posted in Humor, Society on August 29th, 2015

What with the raging infection of Political Correctness and censorship that America is suffering from and all, some things have become more and more difficult to do. An example of this is simply posting a picture of a woman with melons…

White Babe Melons
Nice Non-Racist Melons

I think, however, I’ve managed this feat with this pic of some delightful and non-Racist melons. at least insofar as any jabbering screams of racism are concerned.

As the babe is White and there’s nothing in her clothing or the setting to indicate “Blackness,” it’ll take some interesting to watch and probably painful to perform contortion of emotion – they don’t actually think – on the part of either Liberals and Progressive or the Blackivists and their “posses” to claim this is racist. Similarly, unless they’re ready to say that watermelons are actually “Black,” thereby validating any and every watermelon joke out there, they can’t even claim it’s cultural appropriation.

Yep! I’m proud to show you all these nice and non-racist melons. 😀

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There’ll Be No Riots

Posted in Society on August 28th, 2015

I just want to put your minds at rest. Despite a Des Moines, IA police officer shooting and killing an unarmed man and the grand jury chose not to indict her, there will be no riots, no looting, and no protests to disrupt the day to day operations of any people.

You see, the man killed by Officer Vanessa Miller was White and only #BlackLivesMatter enough- and to the particular sorts who will riot, loot, and disruptively protest.

Ryan Bolinger was shot dead by a Des Moines' LEO for "walking with intent"
Ryan Bolinger – Shot Dead By LEO For “Walking With Intent”

On the evening of Tuesday, June 09, 2015 Officer Miller chased 28 year-old Ryan Bolinger – presumably in her vehicle – after he got out of his car earlier and began dancing in the street.

After Bolinger stopped, Officer Miller claims he got out of his car and was walking “with a purpose” toward her car and she concluded that she was being threatened. So she fired her weapon through the window of her car and killed him.

The grand jury found that shooting through one’s own window and killing an unarmed man who’s crime was dancing in the street and “with a purpose” toward the police officer was objectively reasonable in light of the facts and circumstances confronting her.

But again – nobody need fear any mass violence or disruption of daily lives due to Officer Vanessa Miller killing Ryan Bolinger. Officer Miller is a female, a protected class – so protected that I can’t even find a picture of her, and Ryan Bolinger was a White man, a specifically unprotected class.

Face it, were safe. The Blacks – the only ones who will riot and loot in “protest” of such things – at best, don’t care about a cop killing a White and, more commonly, are happy with it since it’s a dead White. And the Liberals and Progressives – ever so fond of disruptive protests – are inundated and complicit with the Feminists, who fully believe that a man approaching a woman, armed or not, is inherently an existential threat to that woman.

Similarly and for the same reasons, there’s no credible threat of Obama having the social justice warriors within his DOJ launching an investigation or claiming that the Des Moines police department violated Bolinger’s civil rights by killing him.

So carry without worry. There’ll be no riots, no looting, no disruptive protests, no jabbering from Obama, and not even much in the way of media coverage.

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