Reflections From a Murky Pond

Unlike the three previous Bikini Interludes, this one has some bit of a purpose beyond merely bringing a little beauty to the internet. It’s Bikini Panic Season and all across the Civilized World women are fretting over not having the “perfect” bikini body in time for the summer season.

As far as I’m concerned, this is messed up in the extreme and, if this is what society is going to keep beating women with every Spring, fuck society. You see, I don’t bring my dogs to the beach.

Ladies, not a single one of the women depicted above has a “perfect” bikini body and, not but, every straight guy looking at this post is lusting after them. Don’t fret and don’t panic over bikini season. The fashion and weight-loss cartels are lying to you.

Some things do not change in the course of the steady, often plodding, steps of history. Even as the centuries pass, what was true then is true now. Perhaps this is nowhere so true as in the lack of progression of the Muslims.

How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensalism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property – either as a child, a wife, or a concubine – must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the faith: all know how to die but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith.

— Winston Churchill
The River War (1899)

The only thing that has really changed is that we’ve put aside the 19th century nomenclature of “Mohammedanism” and now call the cult Islam. All else about it has remain frozen in time and consciousness.

Sometimes it truly amazes me that the Muslim terrorists and jihadis can continue to sow so much fear across the globe. It’s not as if the ragheads are well known for their intelligence…

I mean really! The Russians’ RPG-7 is probably the single most effective, durable, and easy to use and maintain rocket-propelled grenade launcher in the world. Young children have even used it effectively. Yet, somehow the Muslims can’t seem to get the hang of it.

When You’re Too Stupid To Use a RPG-7…

They’re not so good with mortars either. 😛 ROFLMAO – I guess, “Allahu Akbar!” is Jihadi for, “Hey y’all, watch this!” The results certainly seem to be similar and similarly evolutionarily self-correcting.

But, as much as my Schadenfreude is peaked by the bint’s moaning and wailing in the background, what is with these jihadi vermin and home movies of them trying to attack people?