Bikini Interlude 4

Unlike the three previous Bikini Interludes, this one has some bit of a purpose beyond merely bringing a little beauty to the internet. It’s Bikini Panic Season and all across the Civilized World women are fretting over not having the “perfect” bikini body in time for the summer season.

Bikini Interlude – Don’t Panic Edition

As far as I’m concerned, this is messed up in the extreme and, if this is what society is going to keep beating women with every Spring, fuck society. You see, I don’t bring my dogs to the beach.

Ladies, not a single one of the women depicted above has a “perfect” bikini body and, not but, every straight guy looking at this post is lusting after them. Don’t fret and don’t panic over bikini season. The fashion and weight-loss cartels are lying to you.

Related Reading:
In Fashion: Studio Instant Access
The SpongeBob SquarePants Experience: A Deep Dive into the World of Bikini Bottom
Fashion in Film
Shared by the Firefighters (MFM Novella Series Book 2)
Fashion: The Definitive History of Costume and Style

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One Response to “Bikini Interlude 4”

  1. Buffet Says:

    You’re ALMOST right – all them chics are lusting after me!! 😉

    For some “near perfection” search: London Andrews.

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