Bikini Interlude 4

Unlike the three previous Bikini Interludes, this one has some bit of a purpose beyond merely bringing a little beauty to the internet. It’s Bikini Panic Season and all across the Civilized World women are fretting over not having the “perfect” bikini body in time for the summer season.

Bikini Interlude – Don’t Panic Edition

As far as I’m concerned, this is messed up in the extreme and, if this is what society is going to keep beating women with every Spring, fuck society. You see, I don’t bring my dogs to the beach.

Ladies, not a single one of the women depicted above has a “perfect” bikini body and, not but, every straight guy looking at this post is lusting after them. Don’t fret and don’t panic over bikini season. The fashion and weight-loss cartels are lying to you.

Related Reading:

Fashion: A History from the 18th to the 20th Century
Hex on the Beach (The Magic & Mixology Mystery Series) (Volume 1)
The Fashion Sketchpad: 420 Figure Templates for Designing Looks and Building Your Portfolio
Bikinis & Bloodshed: A Kaley Kalua Aloha Lagoon Mystery (Aloha Lagoon Mysteries) (Volume 8)
Curvy Yoga®: Love Yourself & Your Body a Little More Each Day

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One Response to “Bikini Interlude 4”

  1. Buffet Says:

    You’re ALMOST right – all them chics are lusting after me!! 😉

    For some “near perfection” search: London Andrews.

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