A Day Late

There a only a few things that we mortals can count upon: death, taxes, and that Bill Clinton was, is, and always will be a dawg. 😉 What we might not be able to count upon is that the afterlife is as perfectly ordered and efficient in processing arriving souls on to their final rewards or punishments as we’ve been told that it is.

This could cause some issues…

President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an administrative foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope was sent to hell.

The Pope explained the situation to the devil, who checked out all of the paperwork, and the error was acknowledged. The Pope was told, however, that it would take about 24 hours to fix the problem and correct the error.

The next day, the Pope was called in and the devil said his good-bye as he went off to heaven.

On his way up, he met Clinton who was on his way down, and they stop to chat.

Pope:  Sorry about the mix up.

President  Clinton: No problem.

Pope:  Well, I’m really excited about going to heaven.

President Clinton:  Why’s that?

Pope:  All my life I’ve wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.

President Clinton:  You’re a day late.

That’s Ol’ Billy Clinton. He’s always been a good ol’ boy, ever ready to use his Arkansas toothpick. 😆

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Bill! You Are Sooooo Going To Hell!

Yeah, yeah – I know. Somebody’s going to be offended by this one. Christians, especially Catholics, think of jokes about the Virgin Mary as being even more blasphemous than those about Jesus Christ or God.

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