Bikini Season Is Starting

Posted in Humor, Society on April 12th, 2024

Bikini Season Is Starting

Bikini season is starting again in the Northern Hemisphere. As such, I’m putting out another round of advice to the ladies about their bikini bodies. That advice is simply to put on that bikini, go out, and enjoy yourself. Insofar as men are concerned, we’re going to like you in it.

Think about it. The 45 women depicted above are, for the most part, professional models and/or porn actresses who make a great deal of money. So, it’s pretty damn obvious that you’re going to do A-OK in a bikini too.

The Beacons Are Lit! Gondor Calls For Aid!
But, If You’re Concerned About This…

Now, of course, if you’re suffering from the Winter Whiteness and are worried about blinding people – or having friends that will cry, “The beacons are lit!” then you might want to start off tanning in your yard for a bit first. 😉

Consider Tanning In Yard A Bit

Besides, if you’re like one of my wives, you probably burn like flash paper at first. It’d be safer by far to use your yard to tan in judicious amounts first, before spending hours at the beach and risking severe burning.

Biden's Immigration Stance

Posted in Politics on April 11th, 2024
Biden's Immigration Stance
Biden’s Immigration Stance Then And Now

In many substantive ways this sums up Biden’s immigration stance. But, it should be remembered that Biden and Co.’s current stance – needing Republican help – is largely a lie for the sake of campaigning for the upcoming elections. At literally any point, they would have had GOP support if they just put forth a border security bill that didn’t have even more billions of dollars for Ukraine and other foreign adventures tied to it. Then, they’ve no real desire to secure our borders in the first place.

Why Dems Want Open Borders

Posted in Politics on April 9th, 2024
Why Dems Want Open Borders
Why Dems Want Open Borders

This is objectively factual. It’s not, however, completely accurate in it’s connotation and, hence, message. Congressional Democrats aren’t getting, or even really hoping to get, more seats in the US House of Representatives. All these immigrants they’re importing are back-fill positions to mitigate the ongoing exodus by US citizens from their zones of control, hence losing them seats in the House.

That’s right. Why the Dems want open borders, massive immigration, and sanctuaries in Blue States is not to gain more political power. It’s to stay politically relevant in Congress.

A Maligned Peace

Posted in 2016 Election, 2024 Elections, Politics on April 8th, 2024
A Maligned Peace
A Maligned Peace

That’s the so-oft ignored, forgotten, or outright dismissed fact. The years that President Trump was POTUS were years without near as many foreign entanglements or wars than during any President in even relatively recent history. President Trump’s first time was a time of relative peace, but a maligned peace that his and our domestic enemies despised.

But then, it’s not that surprising that Democrats refuse to acknowledge how much President Trump advanced the cause of peace on Earth. They’d rather see the world burn than admit that President Trump was good and right.

Dems' 2024 Campaign

Posted in 2024 Elections, Politics on April 7th, 2024
Dems' 2024 Campaign
Dems’ 2024 Campaign

Fact-Check: False

The DOJ & FBI are not running the Democrats’ 2024 Presidential campaign. The Democrats’ 2024 Presidential campaign are running the DOJ & FBI!