Late Cretaceous Horrors

Posted in Animals, Humor on May 7th, 2024
Late Cretaceous Horrors - Velociraptor Branta
Late Cretaceous Horrors – Velociraptor Branta

Science, specifically paleontology and related disciplines, now tells us that many dinosaurs were feathered. So, that being the case, I present you the true horror of the Late Cretaceous Period: the Velociraptor Branta (Goose Raptor).

Your Pronouns

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on May 7th, 2024
Your Pronouns Are Showing
Your Pronouns Are Showing

Yeah, Honey. You might want to sit yourself back down. Your pronouns – and actual gender – are showing. 😆

I’ve Seen Things

Posted in Coffee & Tea, Humor on May 6th, 2024
I've Seen Things
I’ve Seen Things

It’s The Same Things

Posted in Politics on May 5th, 2024
It's The Same Things
It’s The Same Things

Every American of conscience should always remember that it is the same things that won’t call an unborn baby a baby that demand that we call Adm. Richard Levine a woman. Then, this is what happens when things’ only acceptable science is political science.

So yes, Ladies and Gentlemen of America, it’s the same things, the same problems, and the same threat to our nation’s future. And there’s a singular, effective, permanent solution for the question they represent. We only have to put aside our squeamishness and comfort in order to enact it.

Men’s Fantasy Woman

Posted in Humor on May 4th, 2024
Men's Fantasy Woman
Men’s Fantasy Woman

I’ve made jokes before about how hard it is to find a woman who loves fishing – hint: it’s not that hard really – but she’s men’s fantasy woman, and one that will, with very, very rare exceptions in my experience, remain a fantasy. Finding a woman who will clean your catch is a lot like hunting unicorns. 😉

Truthfully, Gentlemen, she’s a pure fantasy woman. You’ve got about as much hope of finding a woman will clean the fish you bring home as King Pellinore had of catching the Questing Beast. 😆