Halloween Rattles

Halloween, Not Christmas — **It’s The Time For Halloween Rattles**

It’s the time for Halloween rattles, chains all a’dancing. Not the time of Christmas jingles, bells all a’tingles. Kick the fat boy and his trappings back into the hole where he and they still belong!

Aye, tis time to adorn our halls with black and orange, not buntings of red and green. Time to bedeck ourselves in spooky garb and revel and cavort, drunk on candy and booze.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, October 26th, 2022 at 5:00 pm and is filed under Humor, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

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