Reflections From a Murky Pond

Marry your best friend they said! Your wife should be your closest friend they said! Yeah… I know what my friends and I did to each other as jokes. 😆

Now, of course, when I use the terms, “Most” and “All” I mean straight men, not the small minority of male, strict homosexuals or the poor bois who would be intimidated or even triggered by a woman in camo. Still, with that caveat in mind, and including bisexuals of both genders as well, most of love a woman in camo, but statistically we all love women with nice tits.

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Ladies, Remember That “Nice” Covers A Lot Of Territory

That’s right, ladies! Not only do most men love a woman in camouflage – often for reasons that have exactly nothing to do with your body’s looks – our definition of “nice tits” is very, very broad and more than a little idiosyncratic – and situational!. Nor do we much or strongly care why we’re getting to view them. All we really care about is that we do get to do so. 😛

Gentleman, as the Wise, weeping into their wine will tell you, ignorance is bliss. Seek not for answers that the Sons of Man were never meant to know.

Honestly, anyone who is so full of themselves and so enamored of the worth and importance of their opinions deserves to lampooned and mocked to the point that they break. They are truly miserable things and bring little but misery to all and sundry.

And yes; this applies to me as well. Then, I try to laugh at myself – or, at least, facepalm and shake my head – at least once a day. 😉

A whole lot of you are too young to remember the Cola Wars, when Coke and Pepsi were battling it out in an extended, no holds barred slugfest for the world’s soda dollars.

Well, I’m glad that this war has returned and that the Cola Wars are heating right back up. 😉