Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Blue Collar Existentialism

Posted in Humor, Philosophy on September 18th, 2022
Blue Collar Existentialism
Blue Collar Existentialism

Philosophy is normally a subject of “study” restricted to the provided-for intellectual elites who will, sadly, never need to do anything useful to earn a living. But, in all truth, philosophy isn’t only for ivory towers. It’s also found in Walmart – especially existentialism and nihilism. 😆

Old Bay Trolls PETA

Posted in Ethics & Morality, Food & Drink, Humor, Society on September 18th, 2022
Old Bay Trolls PETA So Well
Old Bay Trolls PETA So Well

Yeah, attacking crabbing in Maryland is right down there with the greatest bits of stupidity in history. But then, PETA is known for stupidity almost as much as their known sluttish displays and child abuse. They should have known that Old Bay would get spicy with them. 😆

Oh, and by the way, no matter what the wastes of some men’s seed of PETA claim, seafood is awesome.

Two Big Reasons

Posted in Humor, Society on September 18th, 2022
Two Big Reasons To Be Savagely Anti-Communist
Two Big Reasons To Be Savagely Anti-Communist

Not only is Capitalism the economic form that sustains the world, but there’s two big reasons, truly powerful reasons, that I will always choose it over any other form of economy when at scale larger than a small, tight-knit, homogeneous community.

Bodacious Boobs Of The Free World

Because it’s true; you just don’t get very many bodacious boobs in non-Capitalist countries, most of whom have huge and persistent food production and distribution issues which result in starvation and stunted growth – and flatter, smaller boobs.

Tell Me. I'll Wait

Posted in Humor, Politics on September 17th, 2022
Go Ahead And Tell Me. I'll Wait
Go Ahead And Tell Me. I’ll Wait

Please, go ahead. Tell me how Biden’s handlers – because Senile, Doddering Joe sure ain’t doing anything – are making America better. I’ll wait, though I might need the lifespan of a tortoise to get an answer. Well, an answer that isn’t their sort taking credit for improvements set in motion by President Trump.

Modern Delivery Culture

Posted in Humor, Society on September 16th, 2022
Modern Delivery Culture Has Its Upsides
Modern Delivery Culture Has Its Upsides

People were already lazy. They already were preferring to shop online and just have as much of what they needed and/or wanted delivered to their door. The coronavirus panicdemic and the Dems’ lock-downs just exacerbated this and fixed it into our culture. Still though, like COVID-19 itself, modern delivery culture has it’s upsides.