Archive for the 'Humor' Category

And Now It's Art

Posted in Art, Humor on May 15th, 2023
And Now It's Art
And Now It’s Art

See? All it takes to turn smut into art is to make it black and white. 😆 It’s like that, at least where photography is concerned. You just have to desaturate your porn and it becomes artistic. Play with the focus, sharpness, and contrast, and it could even end up in a gallery. 😉

Bud, You Can't Give It Away

Posted in Beer, Humor, Society on May 14th, 2023
Bud, You Can't Give It Away
Bud, You Can’t Give It Away

Sometimes one is more than enough. In this case, it was one can of Bud Light, one disturbingly deranged tranny with too large of audience, and one marketing exec who hated her brand’s customer base. In Anheuser-Busch’s case, 1 + 1 +1 = -5 billion USD in market capitalization to-date. It’s so bad and not looking to end anytime soon, that Anheuser-Busch is literally giving their beer away for Memorial Day 2023… if they can.

Yeah, the rebate their offering is literally within the average cost range of the product! But will any American drink it even if it’s free?

Well, stupid should be painful and Anheuser-Busch has continued to display painful stupidity from the get-go in this self-inflicted debacle. 😉

Bikini Interlude 75

Posted in Humor, Society on May 11th, 2023

Bikini Interlude – A Boating Edition

Another beautiful bikini interlude, this time one celebrating boating. Also, this one provides strong evidence that the tired, old adage about “the two happiest days of a boat owner’s life” is quite false. 😉

Compensating Senses

Posted in Humor, Society on May 10th, 2023
Compensating Senses
Compensating Senses

Funny but true: people with no sense of humor compensate for that lack by developing a heightened sense of self-importance and outrage. Similarly, those with a lack of a sense of responsibility develop a heightened sense of entitlement. And those sorts with a lack of a sense of proportion develop a heightened sense of victimhood. 😉

They Won't Shut Up

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Society on May 9th, 2023
Vegans - They Won't Shut Up... Ever
Vegans – They Won’t Shut Up… Ever

Well, if the Vegan in question was honest or just past the point of dissembling, that’d be about how it’d go. 😆 Because Vegans sure as Hell’s waiting won’t shut up… ever!

Vegans – note: not necessarily vegetarians – are so most often for “moral” reasons and their faith seems to demand that they accost normal people and forcibly proselytize at them, presumably in an attempt to castigate and punish normal people for not being Vegans. They won’t, as I found out some time ago, even shut up when you’ve knocked a fair number of their teeth out.