Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Gen X Fire Equipment

Posted in Humor, Society on July 21st, 2023
Gen X Fire Equipment
Gen X Fire Equipment

Yeah, that pretty much sums up Gen X’s idea of fire equipment. If and when a fire breaks out, we’re far more likely to start toasting marshmallows than flee or fight it. I’d say that we were past caring, but I’m not sure we ever really cared in the first place. We’re born and raised to just watch world burn.

And, more importantly, we expected the world the burn. Remember, every single individual Gen Xer alive at this moment has outlived their life expectancy and their own expectation of being alive.

Her Boifriend Drinks Bud Lite

Posted in Humor, Society on July 20th, 2023
Her Boifriend Drinks Bud Lite
Her Boifriend Drinks Bud Lite

Despite the bigoted and derogatory thoughts of the insane, Coastal Urbanites, country girls will survive, adapt, and overcome the winds of Liberal depravity. I mean, sure, it’ll be a pain in the ass… but only for the Bud Lite bois, and they seem to really like that. 😉

Cordless Hole Punch

Posted in Humor, Society on July 19th, 2023
This Is A Cordless Hole Punch
This Is A Cordless Hole Punch

Seems about right. If words and labels have whatever meanings we want them to have, and if we can identify things howsoever we choose, then a firearms is properly identified as a simple cordless hole puncher. 😉

Disney's Next MCU Series?

Posted in Humor, Society on July 13th, 2023
Disney's Next MCU Series?
Disney’s Next MCU Series?

With Disney acting out in the way those chosen to in recent years, this seems spot on. 🙄 I do believe that the Ex-Men would fit their new portfolio quite well.

Disney's Next Attempt?

Posted in Humor, Movies, Society on July 9th, 2023
Disney's Next Attempt At The Little Mermaid?
Disney’s Next Attempt At The Little Mermaid?

With Disney’s attempt to re-envision The Little Mermaid being a flop, one has to wonder if they’ll soon try it again. The above seems like a likely 2nd attempt.